The year was 1072, William The Conqueror had finally secured the English Throne from the Saxon-English, when he and some of his generals planned an invasion on an small island the sea from the British Isles to mainland Europe, called "Trollpasta Land". He recruited many cavalrymen, and varieties of infantry and set off with a handful of skilled generals.
He arrived by the shores of Bentown, and marched towards Patrixxxidonia, the capital of Trollpasta Land. He arrived to realise that a Trollpastian army, commanded by Patrixxx himself, had been waiting for him... June 16th 1073, The Battle of Patrixxidonia didn't go well for the Normans. Although they had almost twice as many men as the Trollpastian army did, the Trollpastian army tricked them and slaughtered most of the army. William, some of the generals, and a gang of cavalry and spearman retreated the field before they could be killed as well.
William returned to England, half a year later.
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